Hungry-free write exercise

I am really hungry right now, it doesn't help that is 7:11 and that makes me think of disgustingly good nachos.  The kind where the super salty chips are in a plastic bag, and you have to open it to put them in the little cardboard boat that is always just a little too small.  And, like, when you open the bag, it always rips unevenly, and chip dust and salt spray you in the eyes.  Always with the eyes!  and you break chips doing it, and some fall, and you have to maneuver the bag over the basket, and quickly dump them in, hoping they all stay.  I am sure there are those who will have a small skissors on them, like in a Swiss Army Knife, and they will simply cut the bag open width-wise allowing them to artfully pour the contents into the basket, with no eye salt bath.  I need a Swiss Army Knife.  I don't need the gas station nachos.  Back to the nachos.  You then get to pump out as much nasty cheese as you want.  I always try to get every chip because the nachos are so bad they are good, all that salt tricks you into eating more, and who doesn't love crunchy with melty "cheese" on it.  Lest we forget, there is one more thing that makes these nachos the bomb diggety--pickled jalapenos.  Not every store has them, in fact I haven't seen one lately.  The movie theater has them, and the fundraising table at my son's school.  I remember the first time I ate one, I grew up in WI and was about 14 and it was the hottest thing I ever ate and I made my sister eat one.  Now, they are pretty mild by AZ pepper standards, all that pickling.  The point is, the nacho mess is better with them, because if you are going to have something that gross, do it up!!! Love it!  I love nasty food, I also love super healthy food, I have two kinds of sprouts in my refrigerator right now.  Nachos.........